NUFC FIXTURES FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON 2013-2014

Posted '2:54pm bells' Wednesday 5th March 2014

THE LEAZES END @ ST JAMES' PARK***
VIEW FROM THE LEAZES PARK BANDSTAND

Wor home game against 'The Toffee Noses' of Everton  haz now been pencilled in for Tuesday March 25th, while wor away game against 'The Arse' haz been moved to the dreaded Monday neet slot for live telly on 28th April < (provided they DON'T beat Bayern Munich in the retorn leg of the Champions Leegue in Jawmany---highly unlikely az they lost the forst leg 2-0 in London!)

The Cardiff home game could aalso be changed at short notice, due to the whims of SKY or BT! 

March 2014
Sat 15th @ '3 bells'***The Jackson-less Jivers of Fulham*away
Sat 22nd @ '3 bells'***The Crystal Balls*home
Tue 25th @ '7:45 bells***The Toffee Noses of Everton*home
Sat 29th @ '3 bells'***Sooothampton*away

April 2014
Sat 5th @ '3 bells'***The Manc Muppets*home
Sat 12th @ '3 bells'***The P*ss Potts of Stoke*away
Sat 19th @ '3 bells'***The Swan Lakers*home
Mon 28th @ '8 bells'***The Arse*away

May 2014
Sat 3rd @ '3 bells'***The Red Herrings of Cardiff*home
Sun 11th @ '3 bells'***The Liverbirds*away

* We say 'Jackson-less Jivers' az the 'Wacko Jacko' statue haz been taken away from Craven Cottage!