Friday, 14 February 2014

CROWN PROSECUTION GIVES TOON THE PORFECT 'REMY'DY

Posted '12:30pm bells' Friday 14th February 2014

A little bit of good news reaches 'The Geordie Times' from wor correspondent from the 'deep south', namely 'Alex of St George' (who lives in Middleton St George in between Smogland and Darlo!), who tells us that wor top goalscorer Loic Remy haz been cleared of aall charges of rape by 'The Crown Prosecution Sorvices' @ 'Scotland Yard' and iz free to play for us for the rest of the season!

With NE GOALS in the last fower Premyaa Leegue home games we desperately need him for the visit of 'The Hazbeenz and Villians' on Sunday week, followin' hiz 3 match suspension after hiz sendin' off at Norwich!

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