Next up on the list iz a home tie against 'The Red Herrings' of Cardiff in the FA Cup @ '3 bells' today!
Accordin' to 'The Geordie Times dictionary', 'Red Herring' meenz: 'It leads or distracts from the truth' <(The truth bein' that Cardiff shud play in blue and not red az their obnoxious owner Mr Tan seems to think they shud!) <(Yet anothaa case of: "Fcuk you!"---"It's MY trainset and I'll do what I want!")
They have a new man in charge aftaa the unceremonious departure of 'Malky' with Ole Gunnaa Solshar <(We divvint naa how to spell 'Solskjaer'!) takin' ower the reigns in sooth Wales and the big question iz???---which Toon team will torn up in this Jykell and Hyde season!
Debuchy iz of course suspended aftaa hiz daft sendin' off on Wednesday @ WBA and 'Fab' Coloccini iz oot for at least six weeks after hobblin' off in the same game!
There iz aalso a 'doubt' aboot Yohan Cabaye and goalie Tim Krul's participation az they are said to have picked up a 'mysterious' injuries?
We fully expect that 'The Sammyobi bruvvers' and Steve Taylor <(remember him?) will take part with several resorve team players like 'Marveaux the Magician', 'Dummy' Dummett and 'The Angel Gabriel' (Obertan!) aalso in the line-up!? <(who says we divvint take the FA Cup seriously???)
'The Red Herrings' fans certainly take the FA CUP seriously az they will have a huge followin' of! ("wait for it!")> 300!---and they will be housed in 'The North East Corner' of the groond and NOT on Level 7 az waz expected!
The last thing we need iz a draw against them however!---which would meeen a midweek 630 mile roond trip doon to Wales for the replay, so we can anly hope that 'Dr Jykell' will torn up and NOT 'Mr Hyde' az happened @ West Brom on New Years Day!
|"WHICH TOON TEAM SHALL WE PLAY |
AGAINST CARDIFF TODAY, DOCTOR?"
The 4th roond draw iz on ITV @ approx. '2 bells' on Sunday afternoon!----but dependin' on how we play and wot team we put oot today---will we be in it???
A full match report will of course be in 'The Geordie Times' sometime tomorrow!---and az we've said many times before!---watch this space!