THE TOON v THE P*SS POTTERS of STOKE *** BOXIN' DAY!

 

Posted '3:50pm bells' ****Christmas Day****Wednesday 25th December 2013 ***Updated Boxin' Day @ '10:41am bells'



YOHAN CABAYE (inside the 'D') SCORES AGAINST
'THE P*SS POTTS' LAST SEASON IN WOR 2-1 VICTORY!

Tomorrow afternoon we face a rare home Boxin' Day game (anly wor 2nd in 11 years!) when we face 'The Red n White striped P*ss Potters of Stoke' in a '3 bells' kick off @ St James' Park.
We understand that tickets are still available for this game and theeze can still be porchaced from the NUFC ticket office!



"We aall p*ss in a red & white pot!"
(1st sang in 'The Leazes End' in the 1960's against a
certain team who play 11 miles away!)
(to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine by 'The Beatles!)

Last season we beat them 2-1 and a similar result will not be 'sniffed at' by us, az we climb up the the Christmas Tree and we are currently on the sixth branch!
If we DE win than this will be wor 200th home win in the Premyaa Leegue era! <(and 'The Geordie Times' haz seen them aall!)

Cheik Tiote iz suspended for this game, but the rest of the team who won 3-0 at 'The Palace' last week are aall available for selection! 

THE NEW EUROPA CUP
PERHAPS!?

On aboot the difference between this and last season, when we were strugglin', wor manager 'I Beg Your Pardew' commented: "The Europa League had a massive impact for us last season, like it's having on Swansea now!
If Swansea didn't have The Europa League then they would be much higher up the table now!"

In othaa words!---WE DIVVINT (under any circumstances!) want to finish FIFTH again at the end of this season, az it's a Europa Leegue 'poison chalice'!--- and az a top fower 'Champions Leegue' finish looks beyond us!--- we'd better stay where we are then, in sixth place!

A full Boxin' Day match report will be forthcomin' on Friday!