Saturday, 28 December 2013

THE TOON v THE ARSE ****TOMORROW DINNAATIME!

Updated '1:17pm bells' Saturday 28th December 2013
THE LAST GAME OF LAST SEASON * WE LOST 1-0 TO 'THE ARSE' @ ST JAMES'

Tomorrow @ '1:30 bells' we face 'The Arse' @ St James' Park in wor thord festive fixture, which iz 'live on SKY'!  
In the previous two we have scored EIGHT goals and conceded ONE!--
 Az mentioned yesterday we have now won a total of 1,800 Leegue games in wor history---the very forst bein' 120 years ago against wor opponents tomorrow, when we won 6-0 against the 'then' 'Woolwich' Arsenal on Saturday, September 30th, 1893 @ St James' Park with both Wallace and Thompson gettin' a 'hat-trick' each! <(remember them?)

2,000 fans were present that day to witness this 'slaughter', whereaz 52,000 will be present tomorrow dinnaatime!
Az coincidence would have it, we were 'slaughtered' 7-3 @ 'The Emirates' a year tomorrow, which waz wor worst defeat of last season!
Amazingleee!--IF? we can manage to beat 'The Arse', who are top of the table, then we will anly be THREE points behind them! ***"We shall see!"
(We havvent beaten them at home for EIGHT years, when we won 1-0 in December 2005, with Nobby Solano gettin' the anly goal of the game for us!)


A 'Geordie Times' full match report will of course be forthcomin' sometime tomorrow evenin', or on Monday! <(dependin' how much 'liquid lubrication' we've had to drink!?)

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