Monday, 23 December 2013

MAN YOO! *** THE LAST TABOO! (A LIST OF WHEN WE LAST BEAT THE CURRENT PREMYAA LEEGUE CLUBS)

Updated '9:20am bells Monday 23rd December 2013
'THE THEATRE OF MUPPETS' *** 07/12/2013 *** THE LAST TABOO!
(THE TOON ARE IN 'BRAZIL' YELLOW'!)

Wor historic win @ 'The Theatre of Muppets' after 41 years of failure, means that we have now beaten EVERY SINGLE current Premyaa Leegue side at least once both home and away since 1990!

Teams listed below are in 'Geordiebetical' order!

The dates of the last home and away wins and scores. 
Aall are for Premyaa Leegue games (unless stated in brackets)
Key: LC=Leegue Cup    FA=FA Cup     CH=Championship

Dates of teams that we have beaten this season so far are in 'Brazil' yellow'  

   HOME                                              AWAY
The Arse: 10/12/05 won 1-0             07/11/10 won 1-0

The Liverbirds: 01/04/12 won 2-0    28/11/1995 won 1-0 (LC)

Chelski: 02/11/13 won 2-0               02/05/12 won 2-0

Blue Moonies: 24/09/05 won 1-0     30/09/2000 won 1-0

Toffee Noses: 05/11/11 won 2-1      18/09/10 won 1-0

Sporz: 18/08/12 won 2-1                  10/11/13 won 1-0

Sooothampton: 24/02/13 won 2-0    19/09/04 won 2-1

Manc Muppets: 04/01/12 won 3-0    07/12/13 WON 1-0 !

Swanzee: 28/11/09 won 3-0 (CH)    06/04/12 won 2-0

Hazbeens & Villians: 05/02/12 won 2-1     14/09/13 won 2-1

Hull Tiger Lillys:15/10/1997 won 2-0 (LC)   06/01/1990 won1-0 (FA)

Stoke P*ss Pots:10/03/13 won 2-1      31/10/11 won 3-1

Canary Custards: 23/11/13 won 2-1  04/01/1994 won 2-1

Baggie Troosers: 30/11/13 won 2-1  25/03/12 won 3-1

Cardiff Red Herrings: 05/02/10 won 2-1 (CH)  05/10/13 won 2-1

The Jellied Eels Mob: 05/01/11 won 5-0      23/10/10 won 2-1

The Jackson Jivers of Fulham: 31/08/13 won 1-0   15/12/07 won 1-0

The Crystal Balls: 27/01/10 won 1-0 (CH)     21/12/13 won 3-0

SMBs: 31/10/10   WON 5-1 !              20/08/11  WON 1-0 !

'Geordie Times' Factfile: The anly team we haven't beaten at aall in the 21st century are 'Broken Nose Bruce's Hull Tiger Lillys'!
'The Liverbirds' are the anly othaa team we haven't beaten away this century! (1995)

AND!---(nearly 24 hours later!)
"Er!"----DID yoo spot 'The Geordie Times' dillibritt misstayk???
We aalso havvent beaten 'The Canary Custards' away since 1994!
If yoo spotted this, then award yourself '3 Brownie pints'! 
        
                                

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