Sunday, 24 November 2013

THE TOON 2 THE CANARY CUSTARD CRUMBLES 1

Posted '10:55am bells' Sunday 24th November 2013

THE TOON ATTACK THE GALLOWGATE END IN THE 1st MINUTE

Delia Smith's Canary Custards 'crumbled' on Tyneside today when they lost 2-1 @ St James' Park against a Toon team that waz miles better than them!

The Toon took the lead az orly az the 2nd minute when we actually scored from a corner kick taken by Yohan Cabaye and we looked certain to ring up a big score when Lioc Remy heeded in unmarked at the post!

The lead waz doubled in the 38th minute when Norwich goalie Ruddy fumbled the baall from a heeder by Shola Ameobi and Gouffran waz on hand to poke the baall into the net!

Really it shud have been more at the break az the visitors were p*ss poor, but this iz NUFC of course and az per usual we came oot a different team in the 2nd half and let 'The Custards' attack us az we tried to defend wor 2 goal lead.

Then in the 80th minute they got a breakthrough when Fer heeded in off the post to beat Tim Krul for the 1st time since we lost to Man City in the Leegue Cup at the end of October!
"LETS BE 'AVIN YOO"---"HELP!"

A predictably nervous few minutes then ensued az the visitors tried to get the equaliser but we held oot to claim the 3 points and wor 3rd win in a row!

A Cisse shot near the end waz ruled oot for offside, but later replays showed that the goal shud have stood!

Toon team: Krul, Yanga, Williamson, Coloccini, Santon, Sissoko, Cabaye (Anita 68), Tiote, Gouffran (Ben Arfa 83), Remy, Shola Ameobi (Cisse 74)

Attendance: 51,328 (1,500 Canary Custards)




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