Tuesday, 1 October 2013

THE TOFFEE NOSES 3 THE TOON 2 *** "EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY!"

Posted 'high noon bells' Tuesday 1st October 2013


THE BACK PAGE OF 'THE RONNY GILL' YESTERDAY
BEFORE THE MATCH!
 
THE BACK PAGE OF 'THE RONNY GILL' TODAY
AFTER THE MATCH! 


THE INSIDE BACK PAGE TODAY!



'ROONEY'S BAR'
NAMED IN HONOUR OF WAYNE ROONEY
5 MINUTES WAALK FROM GOODISON PARK!


Az one of the above heedlines says!---this waz one of wor
worst forst half displays ever!---We were behind after just
fower minutes when Lukaku slammed the baall past Tim
Krul after some crazy defendin' by us!
The Toffee Noses doubled their lead in the 25th minute
when Barkley fired home after some more woeful defendin'!

It waz soon 'game ower' in the 37th minute when
Lukaku embarrassingly beat Coloccini and Tim Krul
to put them 'three up' at the break!---
Wot would the 2nd half bring
we thought az the fans sang: "We want our money back!"
1st HALF ACTION---VIEW FROM ROW 9 OF THE AWAY SECTION
("CAN WE HAVE WOR MONEY BACK PLEEEZE?")
The concourse underneath the stand waz packed with 
Toon fans havin' a 'gargel' and a 'scran' and many of
them didn't reappear after the restart az they were totally
 p*ssed off'!

This waz a shame az within 5 minutes wor revival had
started when 'super sub' Yohan Cabaye fired an excellent shot in to
reduce the deficit!

We forthaa reduced the scoreline with just a minute
remainin' when Loic Remy poked the baall home!
However that waz it!---and the truth iz that we got
off very lightly indeed az The Toffee Noses were
streets aheed of us, especialy in the forst half!
The fact that anly around 1,000 Toon fans had
bothered to torn up (with many of them not
reappearin' after the break az mentioned!) tells it's aan
sorry tale aboot wor current plight!

Toon team : Krul, Debuchy, Coloccini, Yanga
(Williamson 46), Santon,
Tiote, Anita (Cisse 69), Ben Arfa (Cabaye 46), Sissoki,
Remy, Gouffran

Attendance: just 33,495 (just 1,000 Toon fans in aall!)   
 

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