Thursday, 26 September 2013

SURVIVAL OF THE FATTEST!

Posted '2:06pm bells' Thorsday 26th September 2013


"DON'T FORGET! ---IT'S MY TRAINSET AND I'll DO WHAT I LIKE!"

The latest ramblings comin' from 'The Fat Controller' and hiz gang make grim readin' for the loyal fans!
A club statement says that both the Leegue Cup and FA Cup's are NOT a priority and that a 'top ten' finish iz the desired objective!
Wor European adventure last season aalso contributed to wor lowly leegue position!

In othaa words!---we don't really want to qualify for Europe and must make sure we don't finish in the top six eethaa! <(ne problem there--me finx, with wor paper thin squad!)

The board aalso said that the financial rewards for stayin' in the Premiership are so great, that nothin' else matters!

In othaa words!---we shud gan oot of the cups at the orliest opportunity and focus on wor leegue survival instead!
Ne domestic trophies for nearly SIXTY YEARS and coontin'!

On the cup draw which pairs us with a home tie against 'The Blue Moonies', (who we lost to 4-0 on the openin' day of the season) wor beleaguered 'puppet on a string' manager said: (and I quote!) "I was a 'little'(?) disappointed after we played Man City as so much as their result did not reflect what I felt that that night in terms of how good they were!"

In othaa words!---we may az well put up the white flag of surrender now and give them the tie!---after aall!--- survival in the Premyaa Leegue iz aall that matters! <(now where have aa hord that before!???)

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