Sunday, 8 September 2013

SCROOGE MENTALITY!

Updated '1:25pm bells' Sunday 8th September 2013

Below iz the list of wot the Premyaa Leegue clubs have spent durin' the summer transfor window***Ne prizes for guessin' who waz the anly team to spent NiXXXy!

1 Sporz***£107.6 million
2 The Blue Moonies***£94.9 million
3 Chelski***£65.5 million
4 The Liverbirds***£48.3 million
5 The Arse***£42.5 million
6 Soothampton***£36 million
7 The Taffy Noses***32.6 million
8 The Cockney Reds***£28.5 million
9 The Jellied Eels Mob***£21.5 million
10 The Swan Lakers***£20.9 million
11 The Canary Custards***20.6 million
12 The Toffee Noses***20 million
13 The Hazbeens & Villians***19.3 million
14 SMB's***19.1 million
15 The Crystal Baalls***15.3 million
16 Broken Nose Bruce's Tiger Lillys***12.1 million
17 The Baggie Troosers***12 million
18 The P*ss Potts***7 million
19 The Wacko Jacko Jivers***6.3 million
20 THE TOON*** 0 PENCE!

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