|"BLUE MOONDAY ONE!"|
Az predicted by 'The Geordie Times' undercover reporter on Tuesday, wor forst Premyaa Leegue game of the season against 'The Blue Moonies of Manchester' haz been moved to the dreaded Monday neet slot for live telly!
The game @ 'The City of Manc Stadium' <(it's original name!) kicks off @ '8:00 bells' on Monday 19th August and iz on
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Then!--anothaa 'Blue Monday' comes up when we play 'The Toffee Noses of Everton' @ Goodison Park with anothaa '8:00 bells' kick off on Monday 30th September (SKY SPORTS 1)
|"BLUE MOONDAY TWO!"|
The Liverbirds' then visit Tyneside for a '12:45 bells' start on Saturday 19th October (BT)
On October 27th we heed for 'The Stadium of Shh! (Yee na wot!) to play the SMB's in a '4:00 bells' Sunday kick off? < (Aa bet yi ANYTHING YI LIKE!, that this kick off time will be changed to 'high noon bells' by 'The Dibble') (SKY SPORTS 1)
'The OAP's of Chelski' then visit St James' Park on Saturday 2nd November @ '12:45 bells' (BT)
Then we actually DE play an away game @ 'high noon bells' when we visit London to play Sporz on Sunday 10th November!
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And finally!--wor last live fixture to be announced so far, will be a home game against 'The Baggie Troosers of West Brom' on Saturday 30th November with a '5:30 bells' kick off time!
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'The Geordie Times' will post wor revised fixtures up to the end of November, sometime ower the weekend! (watch this space!)