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***JoeK's FORST SIGNIN'!
Toon fans have inundated the 'local rag' with their negative reaction to 'JoeK in Your Ears' forst rant az 'NUFC Director of Futbaall'.
Such iz the outcry of hiz appointment that a total of TEN PAGES! of today's 'Ronny Gill' have been devoted to this story!
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Ubeleeevebleee!---he's referred to Yohan Cabaye az Yohan KEBABS! and MD Derek Llambias az Derek LAMBAZEE!
This iz on top of the last time he waz here, when he caalled Charles N'Zombia, Charles INSOMNIA!
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We at 'The Geordie Times' think that HE iz the one with IMSOMNIA and not Charles!***Don't YOO think!???
And god naaz how he will pronoonce Gael Bigirama's name!
"THE MIND BOGGLES!"