Tuesday, 25 June 2013

NUFC MD's JOB UP FOR GRABS!****'"GEORDIE TIMES EXCLUUUSIVE!"

Posted '9:45pm bells' Tuesday 25th Joon 2013

Part One:

Followin' the resignation of 'Llambs to the Slaughter' (above arrow, above!) from hiz MD's job at 'The Toon' last Wednesday, a vacancy for that prestigious position waz opened yesterday by NUFC!


The 'field' haz now been narrowed doon to just FOWER! (4) contenders today, from the thoosands who applied, and supreme court jesters 'The Fat Controller', I Beg Your Pardew' and 'JoeK In Yih Ear' will decided the winner after great deliberation tomorrow in 'The Orange Tree' pub, Landan!

The fower nominees ARE!---

1: Baldrick from Blackadder!




2: Benny from Crossroads!


3: Trigger from Only Fools and Horses!


4: Crusty the Clown from The Simpsons!

The winner of this executive post will be excluuusivleee reveeeled in 'The Geordie Times' sometime tomorrow afternooon!---SO!---WATCH THIS SPACE!

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