The result of the NUFC MD's job went doon to the wire:
The votes for the fower nominees were az follows, az decided by the three NUFC supreme court jesters, 'The Fat Controller', 'I Beg Your Pardew and 'JoeK In Yih Ear'
In forst position: Trigger from Only Fools and Horses***ONE and a HALF votes!
In second position: Crusty the Clown from The Simpsons***HALF a vote!
In equal last position: Benny from Crossroads*** NE votes!
(and!) Baldrick from Blackadder***NE votes!
'I Beg Your Pardew' could'nt make hiz mind up az he thought that they were aall 'top draw' and abstained!
'The Fat Controller' couldn't decide between 'Crusty The Clown' or 'Trigger', (awardin' them half a point each!), so 'Joek In Your Ear' cast the final vote in 'Triggers favour', by declairin':
"He always calls 'Rodney', 'Dave', so he gets the job, coz he's obviously on the same 'wavelength' as me!"
|"DAVE or RODNEY?"|