Saturday, 11 May 2013

'APPY 'ARRY'S RAG & BONE MEN v THE TOON ***TOMORROW!

Updated '2:45pm bells' Saturday 11th May 2013
"BACK TO 'SUNDAY SCHOOL'!"

Make ne mistake, tomorrow iz the biggest game in The Toon's history for many a year and don't we naa it!

A'm writin' this az Villa have just at this very moment, LOST 2-1 ! against Chelski and the win for the 'Kings Road Mob' iz a brilliant result for us, az that ultimately now means that a Toon victory tomorrow afternoon in Shepherd's Bush, will banish aall fears of 'the abyss'!

Of course!---az we have anly won a shockin' TWO oot of TWENTY SEVEN away games in domestic competition and Europe, a win would be an unlikely bonus, be it against the worst team in 'The Premyaa'!

Any othaa result tomorrow would mean that we will gan into the last week of the season not knaain wor fate!

Yet again aall the taalk in the local 'rag' iz aboot how the players are "up for it!" <("it's like a broken record!"---"it's like a broken record!"---"it's like---!")
Wor beleagered manager, on the othaa hand, haz admitted that he iz a failure this season and haz aalso pointed the finger at 'The Fat Controller' for not supplyin' him with transfer funds last summer!
(Mee finx that THAT iz the 'death knell' for him, no matter wot wor fate iz!)



GEORDIE TIMES VIDIPRINTAA
(az it happened!)

Latest from Villa Park: half time: 1-0 to the home side! "AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!"
Both teams doon to 10 men!
One hour and three minutes played: Chelski Equaliser: 1-1 ! "HHHHOOORRRAAAYYY!!!"
GOAL!: Lampard scores hiz record 203rd goal for Chelski in the last minute to win the game! "GGGEEERRRIIINNN!!!"

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