Sunday, 31 March 2013

WELCOME TO THE MANC 'NON PUB CRAWL'!***NAMED AND SHAMED!

Posted '12:35pm bells' Easter Sunday 31st March 2013
THE VICTORIA***NAMED AND SHAMED!***
NOT OPEN @ '11:05 BELLS'
"BOO!"

Before the match against 'The Blue Moonies' yesterday we 'attempted' to find a boozers that waz open beside the groond.
It waz 'five past eleven bells' when we made wor forst 'port o caall' @ 'The Victoria' which iz a ten minute waalk from the groond---but it waz SHUT!

The next 'attempt' waz a boozer we had been te before that waz on the main road to the groond---BUT!---it waz BOARDED UP!

It waz then onward past the groond heedin' towards the city centre where anothaa boozer WASN'T OPEN, namelee 'The Mitchell Arms '!
THE MITCHELL ARMS***NAMED AND SHAMED!***
NOT OPEN @ '11:20 BELLS'!
"BOO!"

Aftaa passin' TWO more boarded up boozers we made for the bars aroond the train station!
A bar caalled 'Monroes WAZ open---BUT!--the booncer on the door demanded that we show him wor MAN CITY season tickets or else we couldn't gan in!--Believe it or not?-- we DIDN'T HAVE ANY 'Blue Moonies' season tickets between us and he wouldn't let us in!

MONROES***NAMED AND SHAMED!***
'BLUE MOONIES' ANLY!
"BOO!"

WE EVENTUALLY got wor forst 'liquid refreshments' @ ONE MINUTE PAST 'HIGH NOON BELLS' in @ The Black Bull, but not before the booncer asked us where we were from!

THE BULLS HEED***SANCTUARY!***
BUT ANLY IF YI FROM NORTHAMPTON!
"HORRAY!"

One of wor party, namlee, 'Adam' (who waz asked the deadly question!) answered that he waz from Northampton and the booncer let us in! (he waz actually born there---so he waz tellin' the truth---even though he haz lived in the Toon most of his life!)<(so he wasn't lyin'!)
THE LASS OF GOWRIE***OPEN AALL HOURS!
NE BOONCERS!***
"HIP HIP HORRAY!"

It waz then onward to 'The Lass of Gowrie' and 'The Retro Bar' before hailin' a taxi to take us to the groond!<(ne booncers at theeze bars thankfully!)
RETRO BAR***OPEN AALL HOURS!
NE BOONCERS***CHEAPEST PINT SO FAR!
"HIP HIP HIP HORRAY!" 

A city the size of Manchester and NE boozers open @ '11 bells' anywhere between The City of Mancs Stadium and the city centre!---(a good half hours waalk away!) UNBELEEEVIBLE!

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