|SOMEWHERE ON PORCY STREET!|
"HELP THE TOON FANS!"
'Big Al'<(no!---not! the sheet metal workers son!) phoned me this afternoon to say that wor visas and passports had been retorned from the Rushan embassy in London and that the five of us who had sent them off together had aall got them and we will definateleee be gannin to Moscow next week to watch The Toon! <("horray!")
On the doonside, he aalso said that they had charged an extra fifty quid 'credit card fee' <(on top of aall the otha 'fees'?) to bring the total cost of the five visas to!------wait for it!---ONE THOOSAND and NINETY NINE QUID!<(it's 'heart attack time' folks!)<(quick!---pass the 'beggin bowl', scruffy dog and dorty blanket!)<("help the homeless!")