|'THE GIANT SPIDER STADIUM'!---F.C. METALIST KARKIV|
The NUFC Thomas Cook chartaa trip to The Ukraine next week iz now virtually full with just FIVE seats left on the plane to fill az we write this!----SO!--- if yi thinkin' of bookin up, de it now before it's tooo late!---(£399 plus match ticket price!) Fone them on: 0844 800 9900
The direct flight to Karkiv departs from Toon Airport @ '6 bells' next Wednesday mornin', retornin' to Toon Airport @ '1:45 bells' on the Friday mornin'! (one neet stay)
Meenwhile doon in the Welsh valleys we hear that we are to be allocated a paltry ONE THOOSAND!(1,000) tickets for wor visit to Swanzee at the beginnin of next month???
In theeze circumstances NUFC have annoonced that 50 loyalty points (thoze of us who have been to a minimum of 50 away games!) will be required to porchase a 'prized ticket' for this game!