Saturday, 2 February 2013

THE TOON 3 THE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE 2 !

Updated '7:10pm bells' Sunday 3rd February 2013

"THE SISSOKO KID COMES TO THE RESCUE!"

   

THE SISSOKO KID (extreeeme right) FIRES THE BAALL
PAST CECH FOR THE WINNIN' GOAL!

This waz an absolutleee brilliant day for anyone associated with NUFC!---and a 52,000 plus crowd to see it on the BEST DAY of the season so far!

The home debut of 'The Sissoko Kid' waz a dream come true az we beat 'The European Champions' with a last minute goal to send 'the faithful' and lang sufferin' Geordie public wild with delight!

Demba Ba, who waz makin' hiz retorn to Tyneside, stuck hiz nose oot and made contact with the end of Colloccini's boot, which resulted in him bein' taken off with a 'broken bugle'< ("Er!"---"aa hope yiz divvint think that this iz a biased opinion on wor part!?")


The Toon dominated the forst half and their attackin' prowls eventually 'bore fruit' when 'Spiderman' heeded home @ 'The Gallowgate End' in the 40th minute to give us a desorved lead at the break!

'The Champions of Europe' then hit back in the 2nd period with a stunnin' strike from Lamp Frankard? ten minutes afta the re-start and then 'Mata' put 'The Pensioners' aheed just five minutes later to seemingly put 'matters' to rest and win the game for them!
Their arrogant fans in 'level 7 of 'The Leazes End' started singin': "We know who we are!----Champions of Europe!"---And who could blame them?---if WE were ever champions of Europe we'd sing it az well!
'THE TOON' ATTACK 'THE LEAZES' END IN THE 2nd HALF
(View from 'The Milburn Stand' 'level 7' balcony)

BUT!---'The Toon' are made of tougher stuff theeze days and new boy Sissoko levelled things just seven minutes later when Yoan Gouffran sped through the middle to send a shot that Chelski goalie Petr Cech could anly parry toward 'The Sissoko Kid' and he gleefully hit the rebound into the empty net to send the crowd wild!

THEN!--in the final minute---when a draw looked the likely ootcome---up stepped Yohan Cabaye to send in a pin point pass, which foond Sissoko and wor new 'number seven' rifled the baall past the dispairin' Cech from the edge of the box @ 'The Leazes End' for a wonder goal to send the faithful into 'heaven' and silence the "Champions of Europe!" chants from the 'level 7' away section!
A TOON FAN SHOWS OFF HIZ 'MAGNIFICENT FIZZEEK'
AND CELEBRATES WITH A
'BELLY FLOP' @ THE FINAL WHISTLE!

The lad who sits next to me and who iz normally very quiet (and who's name I divvint even naa!) couldn't control hiz emotions az he hugged me in celebration and danced a jig of delight on the 'level 7' balcony!--such waz the raw emotion of the occassion!< (a message to wor lass---
"honest pet!---aa still luv u! xxxx!")

Toon team: Krul, Debuchy, Coloccini, Steve Taylor, Santon, Gutierrez, Perch, Sissoko (Yanga-Mbiwa 92), Cabaye, Gouffran (Marveaux 84), Cisse

Attendance: 52,314 (3,000 shell-shocked OAPs!)

Aall the other scores 'went wor way' az well, to make it 'a perfect day'and the result leaves us just two points behind the SMBs after bein' eight points behind them last week!---Wot a difference a week makes!   
'THE FRENCH CONNECTION!'***TOON FANS CELEBRATE
IN 'THE NEWCASTLE ARMS' AFTER THE GAME!

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