|"BEWARE OF THE GIANT SPIDER!"|
There's nuw just ONE day to gan before wor game in the Ukraine against Metalist Karkiv and we are gettin' ready to depart on the 2,500 jorney to the Ukraine from Toon Airport.
The news from NUFC iz that the Premya Leegue home game against fellow strugglers Sooothampton on Sunday, MUST take priority ower the Europa Leegue game on Thorsday @ '6 bells' GMT! (Geordie Match Time!) (it's an '8 bells' kick off Ukrainian time!) (Live on ESPN)
Reeedin' between the lines, we think that we won't risk wor star players in Karkiv in case they get injured, az a defeat on Sunday (shud otha results gan against us!) would leave us just ONE POINT above 'the abyss'!
We've just hord that 500 Toon fans have now porchased tickets for the game, which iz more than twice az many az we forst thought who will be makin' the £400+ expensive trip to the sub zero Ukraine, (-10 degrees at least!) with non flyer 'Glennn from Ashington' aalready well on hiz way by bus, train and ferry! (see below!)
It iz now time once again to put 'The Geordie Times' computaa into hibernation for a few days, but he/she? will (hopefully?) wake up again sometime on Friday to bring yoo, wor loyal reeeders, a 'mad-sad groundhoppers' match and trip report!---"ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz!!!!!"