Wednesday, 2 January 2013

THE TOON v THE TOFFEE NOSES***TOONEET!

Updated '11:20am bells' Wednesday 2nd January 2013

"A VIEW OF ST JAMES' PARK FROM
THE HAYMARKET BUS STATION"

Results elsewhere yesterday havvent exactlee gone wor way and we now find worsels just TWO points above the 'abyss' in wot haz been a terrible season so far.
2013, we hope, will be 'lucky' for us, but 'The Toffee Noses' of Morseyside will ne doubt have sommik to say aboot that toneet @ '8 bells'!
We havvent got a clue wetha Demba Ba will be playin' or if he will have 'flown the nest' by kick off time? (we certainly need him!)

Last season we beat wor visitors 2-1 on 'Bonfire neet'--which (for the benefit of wor owerseas reeders!) iz the anniversary of  Guy Falkes who waz famously bornt alive at the stake for tryin' to blow the Hooses of Parliament' up in 1605!<("Yes!---we naa wor history!") 
Ryan Taylor scored wor winnin' goal that day and there's ne doubt that there's plenty at 'stake' toneet az well! (ne doubt there'll be loads of 'fireworks' az well!)<(aa naa!--it gets worse doesn't it!?) ("sic!")

It's freezin' caad ootside today and the 'Freda Paine' iz chuckin' it doon az I write this and a soggy St James' Park will greet the fans and players alike @ kick off time!
The game iz live on SKY for aall yeez fair wetha 'Pub Plonkies' and  'can in the hand' 'Couch Spudatoes'!

Match report to follow tomorrow in yet anothaa 'must win game'!   

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