Friday, 25 January 2013

COLO TO STAY!***WE'VE GOT EGG ON WOR FACES!!!!

Posted '2:55pm bells' Friday 25th January 2013

News haz reached 'The Geordie Times' that wor club captain iz TO STAY after aall and will NOT jump ship az we originally reported before the Norwich game!
We have 'egg on wor faces' and we are eggstreemlee sorry for this misteak az we were telt by wor 'secret club insider' that Coloccini wanted to gan back yem to Argentina to be with 'hiz lass' az she had 'done a runner' and that he definately wouldn't be stayin' here because of that!

However! the fact that hiz intended club San Lorenzo could'nt afford hiz transfor fee and wages, plus the threat of legal proccedins against him for breakin' hiz contract and the fact that hiz £60,000 a week wages would cease forthwith, have undoubtedly persuaded him to have a 'financial-'re-think'!---Add on the fact that a £7 million quid 'buy oot' clause waz mentioned az well and yoo can see just why he's stayin'!
(It's not wor 'club insiders' fault that 'money talked' in the end!---iz it?)<(he/she iz blameless for the misstayk!)   

This iz NOT the ideal situation to be in and hiz 'enforced stay' on Tyneside iz (in wor humble opinion!) NOT good for the club az he iz obviously unhappy to be here!

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