Friday, 11 January 2013

CAPTAIN COLO TO ABANDON SHIP!???

Posted '10:00am bells' Friday 11th January 2013
"ME FIRST!---WOMAN AND CHILDREN LAST!"

Uncannily, it will be a year ago this weekend since  the sinkin' of 'The Costa Concordia' when the infamous 'Captain Coward Schettino'  abandoned ship forst and left the women and children to fend for themsels! after hiz ship hit rocks and sank off the Italian island of Giglio!

I say 'uncannily', az anotha 'captain' iz rumoured to want to 'abandon ship' az well, in the shape of  Fabricio Coloccini the captain of NUFC!

Although 'Fab' hazzent been playin' well lately, he iz wor captain and the backbone of wor fragile team and we desperatleee need him to 'stay on board'!---but don't bother holdin' your breath beneath the waves if it does happen!
"Blub! Blub! Blub!" 

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