|THE LAST TIME WE MET @ ST JAMES'|
THE TOON ATTACK THE BLUE WIGS GOAL!
Tooneet we face a crucial 'must win it' game @ St James' Park against 'The Blue Wig Mob' from that little town in the middle of Lancashire that haz a 'pier'?
We have a lang list of injuries which will deplete wor paper thin squad once again and we can anly hope for a win, in this, wor forst game of December (lets hope it's better than November when we couldn't win one solitary game!)
Az I look oot mee window, snow iz lyin' on the groond and sub zero temperatures are forecast for tooneet, so wrap up waam!
Az the game iz aalso on live telly and the fact that the visitors are unlikely to bring more than a 'motor cycle and sidecar load' of fans up, we predict the lowest leegue crowd of the season of aroond aboot 45,000-46,000
|"ACCORDING TO THE SAT NAV, WE TAKE THE |
NEXT RIGHT FOR ST JAMES' PARK, DAD!"
(let's hope it's a 'gud'un!?)