|"THERE'S ^ NO ^ HIDIN' PLACE ^ FROM |
'THE GEORDIE TIMES'!"
Durin' the forst half in the match against Bordeuax in France, three Toon 'fans'? decided to gan for jumbo hot dogs instead of watchin' the match!
We were in the back row of the stand and durin' a lull in play, 'The Geordie Times' paparazzi reporter took this 'exclusive' picture of them with hiz zoom lens camera az they got stuck into their 'dogs' n French mustard!
Aaltogether they missed at least TWENTY MINUTES of the game, which begs the question: "Why botha gannin at aall if you're NOT F*****' interested!?
Many Toon fans who are reedin this, but couldn't afford to gan, would have given their right arm to be there in person, rather than watch it on the box back yem!
Theeze individuals shud hang their heeds in shame!---I think yoo must agree!
Pleeeze 'name and shame them' NOW! by gettin' in touch with us via 'The Newcastle Arms', where we will be partakin' in a few 'liquid refreshments' this afternoon!