Saturday, 17 November 2012

THE TOON 1 THE SOOTH WALES SHEEP SH*GGERS (AKA 'THE SWAN LAKERS') 2

Updated 'high noon bells' Sunday 18th November 2012
"SOOTH WALES SHEEP SH*GGERS
HIJACK A TAXI IN THE SHADOWS OF
THE GALLOWGATE END STAND!" 
('EXCLUSIVE' 'GEORDIE TIMES' PHOTO!)

An absolutleee horrendous day for anybody who follows NUFC happened yesterday and we are in 'deep shock' @ 'The Geordie Times'!

A 2-1 defeat at the hands of 'The Swan Lakers' from sooth Wales waz not wot we expected, especially after wor woeful performance last Sunday against 'The Jellied Eels Mob', when we were telt, that, that! waz a 'one off' and normal sorvice would be resumed az soon az possible!

However! anly ONE win in the last SEVEN leegue games have sent the alarm bells 'a' ringin' in the Toon Army ranks and we can anly see a struggle at the wrang end of the table ensuin'---UNLESS! we buy in the January transfor window!

It waz obvious from the word 'go' that we were in for a torrid afternoon az we couldn't seem to string two passes together once again like last Sunday.
Swanzee took advantage of this with two goals in the 2nd half, both of them through defensive lapses and wor anly consolation waz a Demba Ba effort at the death, but it waz aall tooo late by then.
We divvint like to single oot players for criticism but Mike Willamson in particular had a shocker with several miss placed passes!--although Tim Krul in wor goal didn't have a good day eetha and waz at fault for the forst goal! 

It didn't help that Cisse waz absent az Senegal had invoked the FIFA 'five day rule' to stop him playin' (much to the fury of NUFC who released a strong 650 word statement condemin' the decision!)

After the match, Welshmen dressed az flocks of sheep, goaded the Toon fans, and could be seen waalkin up and doon Gallowgate in a drunken stupor! (haz it reeely come to this!) (see top photo!)

There's nothin' much more to say!---iz there!?

Toon team: Krul, Simpson (Bigiramana 73), Santon, Williamson, Steven Taylor, Anita, Ben Arfa, Tiote, Ba, Sammy Ameobi (Marveaux 79), Ferguson (Shola Ameobi 46)

Attendance: 49,403 (1,000 Swan Lakers includin' a flock of several sheep in level 7 of 'The Leazes' visitors end!)

PS: It haz been reported that the 'Swanzee Supporters Club' had fower busses plus a 'cattle truck' parked on Barrack Road!

 

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