Sunday, 11 November 2012

THE TOON 0 THE JELLIED EELS MOB 1

Posted '9:15pm bells' Remembrance Sunday 11th November 2012

'THE TOON'ATTACK 'THE GALLOWGATE END'
DURIN' THE 2nd HALF!

'Big Fat Sam' wud have had a 'big fat smile' az wide az the Tyne on hiz bloated 'boat race'< (Cockney slang!) az hiz side inflicted a one-nil defeat on us, with the anly goal of the game (of course!) bein' scored by the ex Toon hero 'The funky chicken' Kevin Nolan, who made a 'non celebration' of hiz goal @ 'The Gallowgate End' in the forst half! (az iz per usual theeze days!) 
('Hero' because he scored a hat-trick for 'us' against the SMBs two years ago in the 2010 '5-1' Halloween Derby Massacre!)

It reeely waz a lack lustre and poor performance from us, just three days after retornin' from wor European exploits in Belgium against Club Brugge!---BUT! that shud be 'ne excuse' az there waz anly ONE! player who made the startin' line up against 'The Cockney Boys', who made the startin' line up in Belgium last Thorsday!
(check both the team line ups below and in the Brugge match report fortha doon the page to find oot who it waz!)

A near full hoose crowd of 51,855 (which waz aroond 2,000 more than we predicted!), packed St James' Park and this included 3,000 or so 'jovial Jellied Eels' who were in 'level 7' of 'The Leazes End'!

Tyneside born 'Andy Pandy', who of course aalso made a retorn visit, waz booed by a section of the crowd, but it wasn't anywhere near az bad az when he came back with 'The Liverbirds' last time!---(Nolan hardly got any stick at aall!)

Anotha one to confine to the dustbin I'm afraid!

Toon team: Krul, Simpson (Obertan 79), Steven Taylor, Santon, Williamson, Santon, Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Gutierrez (Anita 23), Ferguson, Ba, Cisse (Shola Ameobi 46)

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