Thursday, 29 November 2012

THE PULIS P*SS POTTS 2 THE TOON 1

Updated '8:15pm bells' Thorsday 29th November 2012

'THE TOON' ATTACK THE SOOTH STAND GOAL

An absolutleee horrendous November waz roonded off with this undesorved 2-1 defeat in 'The Potteries' last neet.

We held our own for the forst half with a much better display than we have had in recent weeks.

The big breakthrough came not lang after the re-start when a Demba Ba shot waz blocked by their keeper, anly for the baall to rebound to Cisse and his resultin' shot went into the net via the post to send the 2,000 or so Toon diehards behind that goal into wild celebrations!
Aa then remember lookin' at the clock as it coonted the minutes to the end of the match and with '80' on the clock we anly had 10 minutes to survive---and The Toon fans revelled in the chant of: "You're just a tramp in a tracksuit!", aimed at Tony Pulis----but then disaster struck!

FORST!---Jon Walters heeded home at 'The Boothen End' just after this to level things and then we just fell apart with 'The P*ss Potts' pilin' on the pressure for the winnin' goal.
The unthinkable happened five minutes later when Jerome fired home past Tim Krul to make November the month NOT TO remember for anyone of black 'n white persuasion! 
The lang drive back meant that in two day we had travelled  a THOOSAND MILES by road to watch them (the previous day we'd went to Barnet in London to watch the U18s lose 3-0 to The Arse U18s!)  

The result meens that we have went through the entire month withoot a win and more alarmingly we have now lost fower Premya leegue games in a row and are anly two points off thord bottom with a tough December to follow!

Toon team: Krul, Coloccini, Santon, Simpson, Williamson, Perch, Anita (Sammy Ameobi 87), Gutierrez, Tiote, Ba, Cisse (Ranger 87)

Attendance: 26,793 (includin' 2,000 or so beleaguered Toon fans!) 

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