|"THE TOON'S NEW 32,000,000 POOND SIGNIN'!"|
News reaches 'The Geordie Times' through the grapevine that the finance lendin' company caalled 'WONGA' have signed a fower year deal with NUFC to be wor new sponsor for both the club shirt AND the namin' rights to St James' Park!--worth a reputed £8 million a season!
The mind boggled az to wot they might TRY and caall wor iconic stadium next, had they a mind to do so????
'THE BONGA WONGA' STADIUM perhaps???
And if we won the forst game under wor new name, we could have aallways done the!--- (WAIT FOR IT!!!)---'BONGA WONGA CONGA'!!! aroond the terraces to celebrate!!!---yi couldn't make it up!!!
They HAVE conformed, however!, that they intend to keep the St James' Park name, which can anly meeen good news! (IF it's TRUE???)
ST JAMES' PARK SINCE 1880
and aalways will be!