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Wor forst League Cup tie of the season takes place tooneet @ 'The Theatre of Muppets' in Salford and both teams are expected to field a mainly resorve side for this fixture which iz live on SKY @'7:45 bells'.
At a ridiculous £45 quid (plus £1 bookin' fee!) to get in, it's way! way! ower the top and a'v hord through the grapevine that (suprize!-suprize!) we havvent selt many of the allocated 8,000 tickets! (Chelski for example, anly charged us £20 for wor League Cup tie at their place when we won 4-3, two years ago!)
Rumour haz it that NUFC agreed these prices with the home club and if this iz true they have proved once and for aall that they couldn't care less aboot the fans!
The prices are TWICE az high az any otha club iz chargin' in the competition! (Their arch rivals 'The Blue Moonies' charged £22.50 last neet!)
'The Cockney Reds' have aalso voted with their feet az home sections of 'The Theatre of Muppets' will aalso be closed!
So it's anybodys guess az to just wot the crowd will be???
"FORTY FIVE QUID FOR A RESORVE GAME?---YOR HAVIN' A LAUGH!"