Monday, 16 July 2012

THE TOON 1 v MONACO 0 (tellyhoppers report!)

Posted '10:40pm bells' Monday 16th July 2012
"TELLYHOPPERS RULE OK!"

It's a lang! lang! time since aa last watched 'The Toon' on the telly (Indonesia  a few years back aa think??) but we had a grandstand view from the bar stoolz of 'The Porcy Arms' in the Haymarket which were handily placed in front of the 'big screenz',  where a Demba Ba heeder sealed Monaco's fate to send 'The Toon' diehards into raptures az they sat on the seats of the bar (one 'Jock' kidda waz 'flat oot' for the whole game!) (whey!---ten minutes actually!!!)

The 'diehards in question' were nameleeee---'Malla Weaze Keys Clayton'---'Norman the Cowboy Plumber' ("yee haaa-!") --'Dava the Raver' and of course 'Fink the mad-sad tellyhopper'! <(haz it reeely come to this!)

Anyway!---at least we won this time (unlike Chemnitzer!) and it waz a lang FIFTEEN MINUTE jorney yem back on the bus after several extra 'liquid refreshments' in 'The Straa'berry' next to 'St James'!
"ONE OF THE 'BIG SCREENZ' IN 'THE PORCY!'
Attendance: 900 (30 mad-sad groundhoppers!)
Percy Arms attendance: 25 tellyhoppers!

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