Saturday, 21 July 2012

THE TOON 1 FENERBAHCE 1---'MAD-SAD TELLYHOPPERS' MATCH REPORT!

Posted '10:30pm bells' Saturday 21st July 2012
"MAD-SAD 'TELLYHOPPERS' RULE OK!"


'The Companions Club' on Leazes Park Road waz the location for 'The mad-sad tellyhoppers' this time ('The Porcy' for last game!) and aroond aboot thorty saddos were present az the game kicked off!


The crowd at the game which looked aroond aboot 2,000, waz made up mostly of Torkish immigrants and we couldn't see any Toon fans from wor vantage point near to the telly in the lounge!? (aalthough we knew that at least FOWER NUFC mad-saddos were there!) 


The forst half ended goaless with 'The Toon' havin' the better of the play but we were unable to break doon the Fenerbahce defence.
The second period waz much the same until the deadlock waz broken in the 76th minute by 'super-sub' Mehdi Abeid--and wor number 39 took hiz goal cooly by slottin' the baall home from inside the box and this looked like winnin the game for 'The Toon'---but! reet at 'the death in the 90th minute the Torks equalised through Baroni who's shot from the edge of the box 'shud' have been saved by Elliot in 'The Toon' goal (but wasn't!) and soon after the ref blew for full time!

Attendance: 2,000 estimated (plus at least 4 Toon fans!)
Companions Club attendance: 30 'mad-sad tellyhoppers' (plus the barman caalled Joe who watched the game in between pullin' pints for the thorsy customers!) so!--includin' him it's 31! 

Special mention must gan to the fower mentioned 'NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers', who have been 'slumin it' in Jawmany/Austria for the last TEN DAYS, to de the three games on the tour!
Namelee! 'The Caped Crusader'---'Sarnie Steve'---'Glennn from Ashington' and 'Biffa the Bear'!
(the one from Whitley Bay--NOT! 'The Beano'!)

Biffa's 'pirate' Toon website www.nufc.com , even gave me an 'inevitable' mention in his match report for wor game against Chemnitzer, so it's anly fair that aa repay him the compliment!?
"WELCOME TO THE DIVES OF WHITLEY BAY!"

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