Monday, 9 July 2012

NUFC***PRE SEASON FIXTURES 2012-2013 ***LATEST 'SECRET' NEWS!*** "DEN HAAG FRIENDLY???"

Last update '8:50am bells' Monday 9th July 2012

DEN HAAG 'FRIENDLY'?---"SSssshhhh!!!---IT'S A TOP SECRET!"
"WELCOME TO 'MIDDEN NORD'!" (DEN HAAG FC) 

The latest alledged friendly fixture to de the roonds iz a game against Dutch club Den Haag (Holland's answer to Millwaall!) in The Hague on Saturday August 4th @ '5 bells'---Den Haag have actually annoonced the game on their website and are sellin' tickets to their fans---az are Chemnitzer for wor 'alledged' friendly this comin' Friday neet in east Jawmany!---but STILL ne word from 'The NUFC Secret Service' aboot theeze games????





"OCHILVIEW NO! THE NOO!"
"WHO ATE AALL THE PIES!?---LIKE!?"


There's DEVISTATIN' news for 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' that a rare 'cross border' pre season fixture involvin'  a Newcastle X1 against Stenhoosemuir @ Ochilview Park in 'Highlandflingland' haz just been DENIED by the home club and this friendly will NOT tek place on Saturday 14th July @ 'high noon bells'!
"SIT DOUN IF YIH LOVE 'THE MUIR'!"

Stenhoosemuir's official site states:
"To avoid any confusion this fixture has NO connection with Newcastle United FC
It is purely A team coming up from Newcastle to play a trial game!"


"JAWMANY CAALLIN'!?"
CHEMNITZER'S GROOND (SOMEWHERE!?) IN JAWMANY

TWO? JAWMAN FRIENDLIES??---plus ONE in AUSTRIA???

There is STILL NE official conformation from NUFC az to wetha a NUFC forst team friendly haz been arranged against thord division Jawman side Chemnitzer with the proposed date for this fixture against them bein' Friday the 13th of July in their Gellert Strabe stadium @ '6:30 bells' this comin' Friday!

We havvent got a clue just who they are or where they play, but yi can 'rest assured that 'The Geordie Times' will be there (hopefully!) to bring yoo a new groundhoppers match report IF it happens! 

Aalso reported iz a rumoured friendly against French side Monaco which could be played somewhere in Jawmany az well! (possibly 'behind closed doors', 300 miles and SIX hours by train from Chemnitzer!?) (we've done wor homework!)---az well az a friendly against Torkish side Fenebache in Austria!

  
"NO WAY---USA!"


There's very disappointin' news for wor north American 'Toon Army' cousins, az wor proposed pre season game against AC Milan in Pittsburgh haz been caalled off.

Wor rovin' 'Geordie Times' reporter sent us this 'exclusive' news a little while back from 'The Pittsburgh Post'

"A proposed soccer match at 'Heinz Field' featuring popular European professional club AC Milan has been called off!
Local organisers, including The (Pittsburgh) Steelers, apparently want more time to promote the event and are eying a game in 2013 instead, said a sauce with knowledge of the negotiations.

AC Milan first announced an August 4th friendly on it's website. The date was subsequently changed to August 3rd because of a schedule conflict at the stadium.

NEWCASTLE UNITED was billed as a tentative opponent. The Steelers however, never signed off on the match for this year and AC Milan is looking for a replacement match!"

REMEMBER!---yi read this 'exclusive' news forst in 'THE GEORDIE TIMES'! 



News aalso reaches 'The Geordie Times' that wor proposed tour of Sooth Africa HAZ NOW BEEN CANCELLED for financial reasons.
Proposed sponsors 'Vodacom' have apparentlee pulled oot and 'The Geordie Times' 'exclusive' source said >>>>>>>>>>>                                 

"As far as I know the tournament is out!.
'Vodacom are NOT sponsoring the tournament this year and as a result of that it has been cancelled!
The talks have stopped and there is no way it will take place this year as it is late!"

"GET THE SUN TAN LOTION OOT!"

However!---News haz now been conformed that we WILL definately play in 'The Algarve Tournament' in Portugal at the end of July
^ "IT'S AALL GREEK TO ME!" ^

Greek club Olympiakos'sss website 'claim' that 'The Toon' ARE to play in Portugal in the 'Algarve Tournament' against THEM, and FC Porto iz TRUE!
The tournament iz set to start on 26th July with Olympiakos playin' FC Porto

We start wor involvement on the Saturday 27th July when we will play FC Porto in 'The Algarve Stadium' near Faro and then the followin' day we play Olympiakos at the same venue!

The game against Sportin' Lisbon at aroond that time STILL HAZZENT been conformed (so divvint waste yer money and book any flights yet!)
CARDIFF CITY 'REDWINGS'!???

News that we are to play a pre season friendly @ Cardiff  will be controversial to say the least, az the clubs new far east owners have changed the home strip from blue to RED! after 113 years of history, which (not suprizingleee!) haz caused ootrage amongst their followers!
It just gans to show that an owner can de wot the hell he likes! (and don't WE just know it!)


The latest NUFC pre season fixture news iz az follows. Theeze are aall CONFORMED fixtures!

The Toon's U16's are competin' in a tournament in Northern Ireland in July for all yeez exiled Toon fans ower there! (venues and kick off time have now been conformed! (see below!) 

Thorsday 18th Joon @ '9:00am bells'
Premya Leegue fixtures released for 2012-2013 season

Saturday 14th July
Toon U18's v Monkey Hangers of Hartlepool U18's
@ Little Benton @ 11:00am bells'---Friendly


THE TOON U16's ARE PLAYIN' HERE!
Saturday 21st July
County Fermanagh U 16's v Toon U16's
@ Ferney Park, Ballinamallard, Northern Ireland ('5 bells')---Milk Cup

Monday 23rd July
Pachau U16's (Mexico) v Toon U16's @
Ballymena Showgrounds, Ballymena, Northern Ireland---Milk Cup ('6 bells')

Tuesday 24th July
CSKA Moscow U16's (Russia) v Toon U16's
@  Riada Stadium, Ballymoney, Northern Ireland---Milk Cup ('7 bells')

Milk Cup Finals on Thorsday July 26th

Friday 27th July
FC Porto v The Toon (forst team) @ 'The Algarve Stadium', near Faro, Portugal @ '8:45pm bells' 
Saturday 28th July
Olympiakos v The Toon (forst team) @ The Algarve Stadium @ '8:45pm bells'

Wednesday 1st August
Gatesheed 'Heedbangers' v Toon Resorves
@ Gatesheed Stadium @ '7:30pm bells'

Friday 10th August
Draw for Europa Leeegue play offs

Saturday 11th August
'Cardiff REDWINGS' v The Toon (forst team)
@ Cardiff 'REDWINGS' Stadium @ '3:00pm bells'
FROM 'BLUEBIRDS TO 'REDWINGS'!

Saturday 18th August
Premya Leegue season begins

Wednesday 22nd or Thorsday 23rd August
Europa Leegue play offs 1st leg
Wednesday 29th or Thorsday 30th August
Europa Leegue play offs 2nd leg
(Venues and opponents TBC!)

Otha fixtures in the pipeline include a friendly against AC Milan in the USA, but this haz yet to be conformed!

A Resorve/Junior friendly against FA Vase winners Dunston UTS iz aalso planned but ne date for this haz been annoonced yet!

We'll keep yoo posted on any more fixtures when they are released!---az usual!---watch this space! 

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