Saturday, 19 May 2012

IT'S COUCH POTATO TIME FOLKS!

Posted 'high noon bells' Saturday 19th May 2012

Nuw that the season haz finally finished, there are not many 'futbaall fixes' left for live viewin' by 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers'!

The anly game we could find on Tyneside today WAZ!>>>>>Percy Main Amateurs! v Percy Main Old Boys! in a testimonial game @ Purvis Park, Percy Main (near North Shields)

It's two quid to get in, but me thinx aall stick to the 'beer bar' instead, where live on the big screen will be 'The Holloway Blackpool Rockers' v 'The Fat Samboys of West 'aim' @ '3 bells' on Sky 1 and the Edinburgh derby 'Jockish Cup final' between 'The Hi'beez' and 'The Jam Tarts' aalso @ '3 bells' on Sky 4. (will decide which one to watch later!)

Then, it's off to Jawmany later toneet where 'The Baying Munichs' will have (an unfair) home advantage against 'The OAPs of Chelski' in the Champions League final which iz live on ITV @ '7:45 bells'
Az this game cannot now affect us az we didn't finish fourth, we couldn't care a less who wins now!
BUT!---aa'll bet a million dollars that 'Happy Harry' does!--and he will be pullin' hiz dyed hair oot by the roots at the prospect of a 'Pensioners' win and therefore failure for hiz beloved Spors to qualify for the Champions League!
We, on the other hand (or shud that be IN the other hand?) will have a pint of 'liquid lubrication' to celebrate one or the others failure to qualify!

Then of course there's another telly 'play off'  tomorrow for the 'couch potatos' amongst us, in the shape of York v Luton for a place back in the Futbaall Leeegue! (Premier Sports channel)

"ROLL ON NEXT SEASON FOR WOR NEXT 'LIVE NUFC FIX'!"

PS: A'm workin' on a few 'archive match reports' at the moment and will publish some in the near future-----"THE HOUSE OF HORRORS!" comin' up next! (Watford away in the 1980's!)

ARCHIVE GROUNDS MATCH REPORT LIST