Saturday, 31 March 2012

THE TOON v THE LIVERBIRDS---APRIL FOOLS DAY!

Updated '8:15am bells' Saturday 31st March 2012
'THE LEAZES END' FROM LEAZES PARK LAKE

For the thord Sunday in a row we will be in Leegue action when we play The Mickeymousers of Anfield @ St James' Park<(and aalways will be!) ('1:30 bells' kick off---live on SKY yet agen!)

We are currentleee a 'massive'? eight points aheed of them in sixth place and shud we win? this 'April Fools Day' encoonta, then that will gan into double figures!

Not anly that!---but we would aalso move to within TWO POINTS of a Champions League place az Spors divvint kick off against Swanzee 'til afta wor game is ower!

Jose Enrique who 'jumped ship' to leave us for 'The Liverbirds', tweeted a few months ago aboot us:

"The club is allowing all major players to go!---Do you think it is the fault of the players?---With this policy, this club will NEVER again fight to be in the TOP SIX!!"

Actually, Jose, baby!---have yi seen the leegue table lateleee???

1 Cockney Glory Hunters of Salford---73 points
2 Blue Moonies---70 points
3 The Arse---58 points
4 Happy Harrys Hotspors---55 points
5 Kings Road OAP's---50 points
6 THE TOON---50 points!
7 THE LIVERBIRDS---42 points! 


FA VASE SEMEEZ
Because The Toon arnt playin' 'til the sabbeth again, 'The Bad Blue Boys' of Dunston will again take centre stage this afternoon, az they are in action @ Staveley in the 2nd leg of the FA Vase semi finals. 

Dunston won the forst leg 1-0 last week and 'The Geordie Times entourage' iz gannin doon to Derbyshire in a couple of hours time to (hopefully!?) cheer them on to Wembley, where the final iz bein' held.

The other 'semi' iz between West Auckland and Herne Bay and the possibility of an aall north east final iz on the cards az 'West' drew 2-2 away last week in Herne Bay!

'Bad Blue Boys' match report to follow later tomorrow mornin'!

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