Sunday, 11 March 2012

THE ARSE v THE TOON----TOONEET IN "LANDAN!"

Posted '9:00am bells' Monday 12th March 2012

"LETS HOPE WE DIVVINT MAKE 'AN ARSE' OF IT!" 
"Wor bags are packed and we're ready to gan", (as the old song gans!) 'packed' with cans of 'liquid lubricant'!---that iz!---on wot will be wor 7th visit to 'The Arses' new abode in Islington.

The train az usual will take the strain on
Monday dinnertime for wor 'sorte to the smoke' @ 'The Em' at "em?" '8 bells' for live telly once again!

This will be wor manager 'I Beg Your Pardew's' 50th premya leegue game in charge of The Toon in which we have won 18 drawn 17 and lost 14 times.

Because we cannit get a train back because of the kick off time (once again!) we are stayin' in  the salubrious surroundins of 'The Hotel Dosshouse' @ Kings Cross, before catchin' the train yem orly Tuesday mornin' (this meens that there will be ne 'Geordie Times' match report 'til Tuesday neet, sometime!)

We won @ 'The Emirates' last season for the forst  time ever, when Chris Hughton was still in charge, thanx to a goal from wor 'then' number 9 'Andy Pandy'. who of course iz now resided on Morseyside 'L4', FIVE POINTS below us in the leegue table! (who wud ever of thought that at the start of the season?)

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