Sunday, 23 October 2011

THE TOON 1 THE BLUE WIGS 0

Posted '10:10 am bells' Sunday 23rd October 2011
THE BIG PICTURE

"Marveaux The Magician!"

In complete contrast to wor 100mph game against Spors last Sunday, this one was az mistake ridden az it gets, in wot was trueleee a shockin' performance from 'the black 'n' whites', apart from Tim Krul in The Toon goal, who made a fantastic save in the forst half, and that apart the game had 'nil-nil' written aall ower it!---UNTIL THAT IZ!----wor number fower, Yohan Cabaye rode to the rescue with just eight minutes left on the clock, with a fantastic 'wellied' strike from the edge of the box at 'The Gallowgate End', thanx to a superb pass from super sub 'Marveaux the Magician'!
(Cabaye's forst goal for us!)
ACTION REPLAY!---YOHAN CABAYE GOAL!

This sent the 48,000 Toon fans wild and gave us anotha valuable three points to put us on level torms with third placed Chelsea and amazingleee anly THREE points behind 'top o' the table' Man City!, and send 'The Blue Wigs' to the bottom of the leegue table in the process.

Attendance:48,321 (321 Blue Wigs!) (perhaps?)
(Best home crowd of the season so far!)

Footnote: Fast forward 8 hours:
The top of the Premya Leegue luks like this---
Anly 2 teams remain unbeaten---Man C and The Toon and WE have conceded the least number of goals! (6)

                P  W D  L    F   A  Pts GD Average gates
Man C----9--8--1--0--33--7--25 +25       46,906
Man U----9--6--2--1--26-12--20 +14      75,472
Chelsea---9--6--1--2--29-10--19 +10     41,611
TheToon-9--5--4--0--12--6--19  +6       46,111
Spors-----8--5--1--2--15-13--16   +3      36,184
Lpool-----9--4--3--2--12-10--15   +2      44,932
TheArse--9--4--1--4--15-18--13   -3       60,090

'The Geordie Times 100 Pub Crawl Challenge' update, sometime tomorrow (see top tool bar for pubs visited)

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