|"WHERE'S THE F*****' HORSE GONE?"|
News reaches 'The Geordie Times' that wor manager, 'I beg your Pardew', flew to Switzerland last neet to watch their European qualifier against Bulgaria, in pursuit of Bayer Leverkusen striker Erin Derdiyok who played for the Swiss in a 3-1 win.
Az the transfer deadline haz passed (believe it or not Alan!?) this iz rather like shutin' the stable door after the horse haz bolted!