Wednesday, 25 May 2011

AROOND THE BEND IN 80 DAYS!

Posted '4:10 pm bells' Wednesday 25th May 2011
"80 DAYS TO GAN!"
Believe it or not there are just 80 days! to gan before The Premier League starts agen on August 13th!
Normally, aa start gettin' withdrawal symtoms within a week of the season finishin', but a'm sure that the time will pass very quickly before aa pull aall mee hair oot!.
In the mean time a few pre season friendlies have been arranged to keep us 'occupied' til then (see below)


A 'sauce' close to the club haz telt 'The Geordie Times' that Joey Barton haz NOT been offered a new contract and that both Sol 'Moneybags' Campbell and Shefki Kuqi are 'on their bikes' az we speak!
"BARTON'S GANNIN---LIKE!"






Any transfer news from wor 'exclusive' club 
 'sauce' will be published forthwith for the benefit of Geordie exiles aroond the world (and beyond!)

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