|"SWAN LAKE IT ISN'T!"|
We are to be reunited with 'Cedric the Swan' the ridiculous mascot of Swansea City followin' their promotion to the Premier League, after they beat Reading 4-2 in a thrillin' play off final at Wembley yesterday.
Wor one and anly previous meetin' with 'Cedric' was on an ill fated car journey to sooth Wales with 'Sarnie Steve' fifteen months ago when wor car broke doon at Cardiff sorvices, as we were on wor way to the Championship match at The Liberty Stadium---It's a lang! lang! story!
('The Geordie Times' makes no apology for printin' a 'BBC style repeat' of this archive match report once again!)